FUNNY BABY QUOTES

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Take a couple of minutes to check out some Funny Quotes! If you are already a parent then some will sound familiar - if you are not they are certain to bring a smile to your face. Have a break and a laugh with our selection of Funny Baby Quotes!

 
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Selection of Funny Baby Quotes 

  • "A baby's a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you’re pregnant, or you’d probably jump off a bridge. Nobody tells you how all-consuming it is to be a mother—how reading goes out the window and thinking too." ~ Erica Jong quote
  • "A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race." ~ Barbara Christine Seifert quote
  • "Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last." ~ Charles Dickens quote
  • "Making the decision to have a child--It's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body." ~ Elizabeth Stone quote 
  • "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" ~ Milton Berle quote
  • "I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you." ~ Gallagher
  • "Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage." ~ Marcelene Cox
  • "Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories." ~ John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester quote
  • "A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson quote
  • "You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." ~ Franklin P. Jones quote 
  • "A baby's an inestimable blessing and bother." ~ Mark Twain quote 
  • "Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare." ~ Ed Asner quote
  • "A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." ~ Bill Vaughan quote 
  • "If your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma." ~ Theresa Bloomingdale
  • "People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them." ~ Leo J. Burke quote
  • "Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home." ~ Bill Cosby quote
  • "A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." ~ Ronald Knox quote
  • "There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age." ~ ~ Dr. Benjamin Spock quote
  • "It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money." ~ Elinor Goulding Smith quote
  • "The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing." ~ Kin Hubbard quote
  • "A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest." ~ Irish Proverb
  • "Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it." ~ Marshall McLuhan
  • "A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be." ~ Anon
  • "The hardest job facing kids today is learning good manners without seeing any." ~ Fred Astaire
  • "I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it." ~ Harry S Truman 
  • "Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life." ~ Yiddish proverb

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Finding so many Funny Baby Quotes provided us with many laughs. We would love to add to our Funny Quotes section so if you have any that we can add please let us know. We hope that the Funny Quotes section will be enjoyed by our visitors.

 
 
 

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